Many thanks to Heath Misley for alerting me of this list of much needed additions to our standard collection of punctuation marks. Mike Trapp, the author of the article, is in all likelihood a stunning genius and, in all certainty, my new hero.
Read the full article for maximum laughter. Some of my favorites:
Only think what Edgar Allen Poe might have accomplished with such a tool at his disposal.
I proudly plead guilty to being such a hater.